Not intended to commit the perfect crime, but they may charm your significant other. Actually, they are meant to clean your bike with, or so the people at Muc-Off claim.
These Scrubber-Gloves are reusable and waterproof. The silicones used are also strong and durable. And bright pink. Something only women and real men can get away with. The flexible bristles cover the entire palm and fingers. They will not damage surfaces and once you have experienced washing your bike with the soft, hairy fingers, instead of with tools such as a brushes or sponges, cleaning may turn out to be actually nice. It certainly is fast and easy.
The inside of the gloves have a non-slip coating to keep you from slipping away, amidst the soap, lubricants and water. Splash around as much as you want. You can use these to clean anything you like, from bicycles to motorcycles, even cars or any other kind of motorsports equipment.
The Scrubber-Gloves are heat-resistant and can be used with warm/hot water. Also nice if you want to give your better half a soothing massage. Afterwards they can be cleaned in the dishwasher. Oh, and hard to reach spots are no problem at all.
Muc-Off has had a straightforward approach when it comes to the environment and sustainability, for a long time already. The result is that the Scrubbers are made from 100% food-grade silicone and are PBA-free, non-corrosive and non-toxic.
For the perfect crime, we feel they may be too conspicuous. But all other - legal - uses are up to you to discover.